Me: *at grocery store* What is with the family in all red?
G: *stares* Well, they wear that when mom gets her period.
Me: *snort* What? Like some sort of parade?
G: More like a time of mourning.
Me: We’re going to hell for this. You for saying it, me for laughing so hard.

MY LAPTOP!!!!

My Laptop is currently undergoing surgery with my fiancee :< it may or may not be recovered.

And if it can’t be, I can’t afford a new laptop. 


This would be hilarious if someone added the gif of Jen looking around for her mom in the crowd.

…..oh come on you all thought it too.

(via catchingeverdeen)


weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

  • To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

  • ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

  • You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
  • Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
  • Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
  • Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

  • You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.


I want a kitty and a turtle when we get a home &lt;3

I want a kitty and a turtle when we get a home <3


Love from the best turtle pokemon :)

Love from the best turtle pokemon :)


To all my followers, old and new. Happy World Turtle day from Turtle me to Turtle you.

And this will only end at midnight :D

ilu, I really do <3


I have this. And you should have one too! Oborocharms &lt;3

I have this. And you should have one too! Oborocharms <3


sweetturtleberry:

Yeah, what he said! #turtleday #worldturtleday


weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

  • To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

  • ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

  • You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
  • Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
  • Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
  • Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

  • You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.