Me: *at grocery store* What is with the family in all red?
G: *stares* Well, they wear that when mom gets her period.
Me: *snort* What? Like some sort of parade?
G: More like a time of mourning.
Me: We’re going to hell for this. You for saying it, me for laughing so hard.
MY LAPTOP!!!!
My Laptop is currently undergoing surgery with my fiancee :< it may or may not be recovered.
And if it can’t be, I can’t afford a new laptop.




